Take it from Britney. If you want to thank somebody online, go topless! But you do that only if you – like Britney – are that desperate for attention.
She once appeared in public without panty. Now, Britney Spears appears topless on her newly formatted Web site (www.britneyspears.com) to thank her fans for their prayers “during this trying time.”
Britney appears with a blonde wig, with white-gloved arms crossed over her bare chest.
The text running across the Web page says Britney was “blessed” to be so cared about. “The reason for this letter is to let everyone know that their prayers have helped me,” the 25-year-old Britney wrote.
“I am so blessed that you care enough about me to be concerned and will continue to live in this brighter state with all of you by my side during this trying time.
“We are all lights of the world and we all need to continuously inspire others and look to the higher power. You are all in my prayers. Godspeed. Love Britney.”
Oh yes, Britney, we care so much about you after you split up from you second husband, aspiring rapper Kevin Federline, with whom you have two children.
We care so much about you after you entered rehab for undisclosed problems after a spree of high-profile partying and erratic behavior such as shaving off your hair.
Be a good girl now, okay? Imagine, you have not released an album since 2003.
We know you’re now trying to stage a comeback, performing for the first time in more than three years this month with a series of 15-minute shows at various nightclubs.
Go finish that fifth album you’re recording with R&B singer Ne-Yo and Swedish producer Max Martin.
And please, please, no more panty-less bar-hopping!