You know what they say, a man is as good as the tools he has. What’s a man to do if he couldn’t say “ok darling no problemo”… or “leave it to the Hulkster sweetheart”
The Wenger Giant Swiss Army Knife – oh yeah… it’s really a giant (no fun putting this in your pocket, really) – has no fewer than 85 implements capable of performing over 100 separate functions, from scaling fish to fixing bicycles. All of which makes it impossibly useful. Want a laser flashlight? No problem. Torch? Can do. Universal Wrench? Yup. Golf divot repair tool? Si. Double-cut wood saw? Uh-huh. And so it goes. On and on and on and on. There’s almost no indoor our outdoor emergency which could not be tackled with this comprehensive if somewhat unwieldy device.
It’s currently in stock, thankfully just in time for Father’s Day perhaps? Haha… now that’s a comfortable 3 months away, I think. Reason I am giving you this lead is due to its bashful price of about US$900! Yep, you can turn your dream superhero moment, the man of her dreams, the boyscout of the future… turn it all on if you can shell the cash.
Gadget sold here…
And here are the specs of course:
– Weighs 2lbs 11oz
– Limited lifetime warranty
– Made in Switzerland
– Ideally suited to giant Swiss people
– Dimensions: Height: 3.0cm Width: 8.5cm Depth: 24.0cm
– Weight: 1.5Kg
– Age : 18 years +