Gentleman, mark your calendars.  If she asks, you’re busy that day.   Which day am I talking about is irrelevant, just trust me.
I am simply trying to help you avoid the long-distance romcom Going the Distance, starring Drew Barrymore and “I’m a Mac” Justin Long.
Geez, they’re even holding the eye candy out in this one!
The movie looks painful.  We’ve already seen it 100 times over.  But for some reason, your girlfriend  thinks it looks “cute.”  Perhaps it’s because D-Bar has fooled the world into thinking she’s the girl next door. [Read more…]