“Oh, this is the one where I look like my Jewish cousin!” Halle Berry joked on the Jay Leno Show, refering to a photo she had distorted with imaging software.

The photo had a big nose–although at that point, the only thing obvious was her big mouth. “Oh my God, have I just ruined my career?” she said. She later apologized, with corresponding lame excuses. Too little, too late, Halle.